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You know you play Mario games too much when...
- You go up to people and say, it's a me, Mario!
- You grow an italian mustache!
- You try to do the plumbing in your own house instead of
hiring a pro!
- You call your wife Peach!
- Your scared of the snowmen your son made!
- You name your newborn son Mario
- You name your dog Yoshi!
- You put on a yellow cape and try to fly!
- You play mario games 24-7!
- You punch and break the TV when you don't beat
the first bowser in Super Mario 64!
- You sue the president of the United States for offending
Mario by whereing blue overalls, red shirts and a red cap
with an M on it!
- You burn every picture of Wario you see!
- You spebd your life savings on overalls!
- You make a plan to rule the world using millions of evil
goombas!
- You try to build pipelines you can travel through across
North America
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